Fees
These figures describe the 2026 studio year. They are not an offer to pay online. Invoices, if we accept a place, are issued by email after a conversation about fit.
Desk
£890
A four-week correspondence desk for one analyst. You send a catalogue; we return annotated kernels and a property list.
Recommended pressure
£2,140
Six weeks with a live room of eight. Event Schema Atelier and Funnel Geometry both sit on this fee.
Chamber
£4,680
The sixteen-week Retention Kernel Studio, capped at six seats. Intended for a product trio (PM, analyst, engineer) sharing one catalogue.
VAT is added where it applies. Employers in the United Kingdom often sponsor a seat; we can address the invoice to a company after we have accepted the student. There is no self-serve checkout on this site. See refunds for timing rules.
We do not implement SDKs, negotiate with your warehouse vendor, or sit in your stand-ups. If you need that labour, say so in the enquiry and we will tell you plainly that the studio is the wrong instrument.
Materials remain licensed to the enrolled student. Sharing the pamphlets across an entire department without additional seats is outside the licence — not because we enjoy scarcity, but because critique only works when the people in the room did the reading.